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All entrants will be notified whether they have won (or not) no later than Friday, October 6th.
Notifications will be sent to the email address provided when entering the lottery.



Lino's been going to the Holy Land since 1999...

...and for some reason they keep letting him in! 
Now Lino & Tyler are taking 3 buses of Nasty Listeners to celebrate

Lino's 25th Anniversary Trip to the Holy Land


This is the ONLY trip to the Holy Land Lino will be doing in 2024
and he's lined up some things no one has ever done on pilgrimages before. 

This is your chance to join a trip of a lifetime!

MARCH 1-10, 2024

$5,999 LAND + AIR
$4,999 LAND-ONLY

Your trip includes...

* 8 Days & 7 Nights *
with Lino and Tyler

Your favorite voices from the radio will be your hosts, fellow travelers
and dining companions all week!

* 7 Nights of Hotel Accommodations *

No cheap hotels for our group! You'll stay on the shores of the Sea of Galilee, in Bethlehem, and in the holy city of Jerusalem!

* Daily Mass with Fr. Darryl Millette *

Fr. Darryl is a nasty Fake American priest who started as a listener, then become friends with Lino and has been priest on lots of pilgrimages over the years. We'll celebrate Mass at the most important places in Christendom,
where Biblical events actually happened.

* Visits to Iconic Landmarks & Holy Sites *

Lino's favorite and trusted local Christian guides will tour you through some of the Holy Land's most beautiful places and iconic landmarks including: a boat ride on the Sea of Galilee, visits to Capernaum (the hometown of Jesus),  Mt. Tabor (Shiny Jesus), the Church in Cana (where couples will have the opportunity to renew their wedding vows), Nazareth, Jericho, the Church of the Nativity (in Bethlehem), the Mount of Olives, the Garden of Gethsemane, the Upper Room, the Western Wall, the Via Dolorosa (Stations of the Cross), the Church of the Holy Sepulchre (place of Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection) and more! 

* 6 Dinners & 4 Lunches *

Most pilgrimages have you eating at hotel buffets. 
Our groups go out for amazing local meals at Lino's favorite restaurants - and all our dinners include unlimited beer and wine.

* All Tips & Gratuities *

No hidden costs, extra fees or changes to the final price like many pilgrimages.


All rooms are double occupancy unless a Single Supplement Add-On is purchased (+1,499/pp). 
Persons traveling in a pair may designate the other traveler as their roommate during registration.
If you are traveling solo and wish to room by yourself,
you will need to select the Single Supplement Add-On at the time of registration.
Otherwise, if you are traveling by yourself we will match singles with other singles of the same gender.
It always works out well!



Do you listen to The Catholic Guy Show?

This pilgrimage has been created for listeners of the Catholic Guy Show. Lino and Tyler will be your hosts the entire week. This trip is for fans of the show. If you don't listen, this is not the trip for you. 

Are you in decent shape?
This pilgrimage involves a LOT of walking. With so much to see and do, there are long days without much down time. You should plan on walking several miles a day; up and down hills, stairs and uneven pavement. And on this pilgrimage, Lino has added some special experiences he's never done on a trip before...for that matter, no other pilgrimages have done. But that means even more walking. If you or your plus-one would have trouble with this, this isn't the trip for you.

Do you like to have fun?
It's a pilgrimage, so of course there will be plenty of faith. We also have LOTS of fun. Lunches, dinners and even on the bus, you should plan on laughing along the way. This isn't a retreat. This isn't an average pilgrimage. There are plenty of normal pilgrimages out there and we encourage you to sign up for those. This will be fun! Sourpusses need not apply. 


Due to the popularity of these trips, a a lottery is held to fill all available spots. You can sign up for the lottery starting Wednesday, September 27th at 4:00 PM ET. The lottery will close on Thursday, September 28th at 11:59 PM ET.  During those hours the "ENTER LOTTERY" button at the top of this website will be active.

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The lottery is NOT for a free trip. This is your chance to win the opportunity to spend thousands of dollars to travel with Lino and Tyler. You will have the option to enter the lottery for one spot or two.

Shortly after the lottery closes, names will be drawn at random. If your name IS drawn, you will be required to pay a $1,500/pp non-refundable deposit within 48-hours to secure your spot(s). If your deposit is not received within 48 hours, your spot(s) will be forfeited and another name will be drawn. You will be notified whether or not you are chosen by Friday, October 6th.

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